VDay Cookies

How cute are these vday cookies?

Is cute the right word for a cookie that says "Boner" - probably not...

Oh, and "cute" is certainly not the right word to describe that other one either.  Yes, that one.  Not cute. 

Ok, they are sooooo not "cute".  But they are funny and blog-worthy for shizzle.  Locally made...and vegan too (this is portland people - everything is locally made and vegan). 

What would you want your vday cookie to say?