Funny Confession XVIII

If ice cream were alcohol, I would desperately need rehab.

I eat it nearly every day and I don't have ambitions of changing that pattern.

I think about it in the morning.

I eat it alone.

I make trips to the store just to get ice cream.

I eat it until I am full.

I could eat it instead of a meal (occasionally I do).

Whenever I drive by an ice cream parlor, I want to stop and get a scoop or five (often I do).

Yikes. Yum.